The Burning Pen
Sickest Lemon Challenge

Challenge Rules

NOTE FROM MS_FIGG

As you know, the title of this challenge is "The Sickest Lemon" based on the pairings of Voldemort/Bellatrix/Umbridge with Filch thrown in for extra squickiness if possible.  Beeky63 has sent in what is by far the squickiest entry we've received.  But since she picked out one of the lines for the challenge, Kai and I feel that despite how sick her lemon is (and it is one sick puppy, let me tell you), because she participated in our formulating this challenge, we had to disqualify her, rather than be accused of cyber-nepotism if she won.  But the story is too twisted not to post, and that WARNING up there is not for show.  If you are easily squicked/offended, this story is not for you. DO NOT READ IT! But for all you twisted, curious folks out there...go right ahead.  All I can say is have the shower running on hot...and not because  you are heated up...more likely because you're going to feel like you need to scrub this story off your skin by the end of it.  It's disgusting, but brilliant.

::::Bowing to Beeky63, current squick queen:::

Ruth aka Ms_Figg  

PS: And I don't care what she says in her author's notes...I DID NOT bully or cajole her into writing this!  And gods, what a piece to have dedicated to you  :::completely squicked::::

The story content is adult in nature and can contain graphic sex and violence.  Those under the age of 18 are asked to leave this site immediately.  You are not welcome here.  The author is not responsible for those under-aged who view these works.

Disclaimer: All characters are the property of J.K. Rowling. I own nothing.

A/N: This is my submission for The Sickest Lemon Challenge. Ms_Figg and Kailael bullied and cajoled me to write this, they also inspired and encouraged me, so this is dedicated to them. Thanks girls, I'm sending you love and kisses and great big cyber bear hugs.

A/N 2: Please review and be gentle dear readers, for this is the first story I have written since my High School English assignments, and that was over 20 years ago.

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TWISTED LOVE
By Beeky63

Tick……….Tick……….Tick.

Delores looked at the clock and noted there were only ten more minutes before the end of class. She glanced around the room at the fifth year Gryffindors, her gaze falling on the Potter brats hand. The scratches on his hand from the previous evenings detention were almost healed. She was sure the Granger chit had healed him, no matter, she would give him another detention soon and this time she would make sure the scratches were so deep that no ordinary healing spell would heal them.

Tick……….Tick……….Tick.

Five more minutes.

Delores Umbridge, High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, was a Death Eater, placed in Hogwarts by the Dark Lord himself, through the not so subtle manipulation of the Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge. Her task was to keep Potter silent. The Dark Lord didn't want the wizarding world to know of his return until he was ready to let them know.

She looked up at the clock again, "class dismissed," she simpered sweetly. She was eager to end the day because tonight she would be summoned.



As Delores walked into her chambers, her eyes fell on Argus Filch stretched out naked on her bed. She had taken the squib as a lover to control him. The Hogwarts caretaker was a useful ally, especially since his warped sense of discipline rivaled her own. "Show me what that tongue can do my Sweet" Argus said as he leered at her. Delores rolled her eyes as she looked at his pathetically small cock, even erect it was barely five inches. She didn't have time to deal with Filch tonight but the clingy squib would sulk for days if she just sent him on his way, so she decided to give him a quick blowjob to get rid of him.

She smiled sweetly as she approached the bed. She knew she was far from attractive as she resembled a rather fat toad waiting to make a meal of a juicy fly, but she was more toad like than most people knew. She had a very long and sticky tongue that she could extend several feet which made her a very appealing lover. 

As she crawled up the bed her tongue shot out and wrapped around Filch's cock. He started to moan as she slathered his cock with her sticky saliva, once he was thoroughly lubricated she swallowed him whole, her stubby nose pressed against his pubic hair. She sucked and licked and nipped him trying to get him off quickly, but the normally "quick to fire" squib was lasting well tonight. He must have taken an Endurance Potion, no matter, Delores had a few tricks of her own.

She withdrew from his cock and wrapped her pudgy fist around his shaft and gently caressed his balls with her other. Her tongue slowly snaked out her mouth and started to lick his anus. Filch's moans became louder and he started to writhe when her tongue penetrated his puckered hole. It wormed it's way up probing for his prostate, she knew she had found it when Filch started to grunt and thrash around on the bed. She continued probing him until soon she had him squealing like a pig and he finally shot his load, cum spilling over her hand and spraying his hairy chest.

Delores rose from the bed and headed to the bathroom, when she reached the door, she turned back and said "I have an appointment this evening Argus, I will see you tomorrow." He scowled at her as he began to dress but didn't say another word as he left. Delores sighed with relief and went to take a shower.



An hour later her dark mark began to burn. She quickly donned her Death Eater robes and made her way out of the castle and across the grounds to the apparition point. Once there, she touched her wand to the mark and disapperated to the Dark Lord.

When she arrived in the Throne room, she was surprised to see it empty with the exception of Peter Pettigrew, the Dark Lord's loathsome servant. "Where is our Master?" she demanded, "he awaits you in his chambers" Pettigrew replied. "Well don't just stand there you repulsive little man, take me to him." Wormtail scowled darkly at her and said "the only good thing about you Umbridge, is that you make everyone else look sexy" as he lead her to his Master's chambers. As Delores followed him her tongue whipped out and smacked the back of his head. He quickly withdrew his wand but before he could hex her, she had snatched it out of his hand with her tongue.

Wormtail stopped outside a huge oak door and knocked, a moment later Delores heard Lord Voldemort's voice call "enter". Wormtail opened the door and stepped aside, smirking, to allow her entry. As she passed him, she tossed his wand back to him knowing he wouldn't dare hex her in front of his Master.

Delores turned back to face the room and stopped short in her tracks at the sight that met her.

Lord Voldemort lay naked on the bed. His enormous snake like cock writhed across his belly like it had a mind of its own, while Bellatrix LeStrange straddled his face. Delores watched as his tongue delved into her pussy, licking and sucking, then circling her clit and nibbling at the tiny bundle of nerves until Bella started screaming like a Banshee when her orgasm hit, the Dark Lord drinking in her juices. 

Voldemort shoved Bella off him unceremoniously and sat up looking at Umbridge, licking his lips as he did so. He didn't want to fuck the fat, ugly toad, but he did want to experience that amazing tongue.

"Come and join usss Deloresss" he hissed. Bella did not look happy, she hated sharing her position of favour with her Master, but knowing his unpredictable temper, she instead smiled sweetly and said "yes Umbridge join us." "Hop little toady, hop!"

Delores walked over to the bed as Voldemort said "sssuck me, sssuck my cock". She dropped to her knees staring at the Dark Lord's cock. As she watched it writhing, a tiny little forked tongue flicked out of the small slit at the tip of the mushroom head. She tried to suppress a shudder as her own tongue uncoiled to wrap around his huge organ. 

Voldemort's cock and Umbridge's tongue coiled together and began to undulate looking like a pair of mating snakes. Delores squeezed the Dark Lord's cock and stroked him faster before wrapping her lips around him and sucking hard, then with a loud hiss, he came, ordering her to swallow every bitter drop of his foul seed. She licked him clean and retracted her tongue.

"On your handsss and kneesss Bella" Voldemort hissed once he had recovered. He positioned himself behind her and turned to Delores saying "sssee if you can catch my sssnake before it hides in Bella'sss cave". Quick as lightning Umbridge's tongue once again coiled around the Dark Lord's cock from the bulbous head to the thick base just as he thrust hard into Bella's dripping pussy making her scream.

Voldemort groaned loudly as he brutally fucked Bella. The witch was so well used by the other Death Eaters that her pussy was very loose but Umbridge's thick tongue wrapped around his cock made for a much tighter fit. He increased his pace and as he felt his balls begin to tighten.

Delores could taste the Dark Lord's sour musk as well as Bella's sweet juices. It made for an interesting combination as she continued to stroke Voldemort's cock with her tongue while he fucked Bella. Suddenly Voldemort groaned and slammed into Bella's pussy hard while he came. Delores could now taste his bitter seed as she felt his cock deflate. Voldemort withdrew his flaccid member from Bella leaving Umbridge's tongue still inside her. "Clean her Deloresss," Voldemort hissed. "Sssuck up every lassst drop." Bella moaned with pleasure while Umbridge's tongue licked and stroked her entire pussy, she could even feel her licking her cervix. The new sensation pushed Bella over the edge and she screamed as another orgasm exploded within her, making her juices gush all over Umbridge's still undulating tongue while she drank up every last drop. 

Finally Delores retracted her tongue, licked her lips and sat back to look at her Master. The Dark Lord's red eyes gleamed down at her. "You have done well Deloresss" he hissed, "you have pleasssed me, my pet, expect to be sssummoned again sssoon. You may go." 

Delores stood and bowed, then quickly left the room and apperated back to Hogwarts. She smiled evilly to herself as she crossed the school grounds heading towards the castle. She now had the Dark Lord's special favour, she would use it to get what she really wanted. Severus Snape would never know what hit him.

The End.

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