The Burning Pen
Sickest Lemon Challenge



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See what comes from hanging out in chat rooms?  Actually, this challenge is ALL Kai's fault.  However I am as guilty as she is in that I loved the idea.  Beeky63 is just plain twisted.  So is Kai's hubby (He added Filch to the mix, lol). However, if you are daring or sick enough to actually write this travesty, we are daring and sick enough to read it and post the winners. Your story can be posted with your name, pen name or anonymously...just say how you want it posted if you win.  Hope you send something in. I want to be squicked! lol. ~ Ms. Figg

  Pairings: Lord Voldemort/Bellatrix Lestrange/ Dolores Umbridge
****Extra "squick" credit for working in Filch****

Laura K's Winning Entry

Anaretaacronycal's Entry

Laura C's Entry

Isabella's Entry

Read Judge Kailael's Take on this Challenge

Read Ms_Figg's Take on this Challenge 

Read Beeky63's Take on this Challenge (Read Warnings)

The Sickest Lemon Challenge
submitted by Kailael and Ms_Figg with assistance from Kai's hubby and Beeky63
1st Prize: Bragging Rights to being the sickest HP Fanfic Author Ever

Images taken from Google Images

Lord Voldemort

Bellatrix LeStrange

Delores Umbridge

  Pairings: Lord Voldemort/Bellatrix Lestrange/ Dolores Umbridge
****Extra "squick" credit for working in Filch****

Argus Filch

Word count: 2000 - 5000 words Maximum

Submission Deadline: April 30th 2006

Must include the lines:
"Hop little toady, hop!" (Ms_Figg)

"The only good thing about you Umbridge, is you make everyone else look sexy." (Ms_Figg)

***Extra credit: "Show me what that tongue can do."*** (Beeky63)

Only one Submission per author will be accepted. 

The top 3 entries will be posted on

Email submissions to both  and 

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